How Sick and Disturbing is This?

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/orl/740493470.html

How much sicker and disturbing(er) is it that I would do something like that? Not with some creepy random, but like a boyfriend or something. I'd even let him play.... actually I would probably prefer that, though I do kick ass at SMB. Anyways, disgusting entry by a disgusting girl. I'm still wondering why I'm single to be quite honest. I seem like such a catch.

Goodnight internet!

These Are the Kinds of Things I Miss the Most About the Past

it's hard to enjoy yourself while bleeding out the ass says:
im guna say brb
~it's hard to enjoy yourself while bleeding out the ass says:
then youre guna say
~it's hard to enjoy yourself while bleeding out the ass says:
no deal
~it's hard to enjoy yourself while bleeding out the ass says:
and im guna say
~it's hard to enjoy yourself while bleeding out the ass says:
wait for me my love
~it's hard to enjoy yourself while bleeding out the ass says:
and you say you dont love me
~it's hard to enjoy yourself while bleeding out the ass says:
and i say our love will echo through the ages

Oh how I miss our friendship and how you were the one person I could tell anything to. Why did we let me get stupid?

BRB devising a time machine to take me back to 2004.

I Can't Believe Eating is a Sport

I bet bulimics would be great at it.

I spent last night in Kits with my favourite non-cousin cousin. We hit our guitly pleasure (which I will not name because I am incredibly embarrassed by it) and got attacked by some rank hockey dudes weilding a large trophy full of beer (which was of course slopped all over us). All night I thought about what it would be like to go out dancing with M, and decided it would be a lot of fun so when CC hit the age of majority next month I'm definitely going to go ahead and bring it up and see if it can happen, then maybe we'll get some sweet, sweet chemistry going on the dance floor.

Oh my lord, I want to love this Adam fellow (Will Work for Food) for all my life. I'm so glad he ended up with his own show after losing on The Next Food Network Star. I started watching the show I think about half way through the season and just fell in love with his personality.

I guess I have to start looking for a job tomorrow. I'm becoming excessively frustrated with my lack of shifts and spending of money. I mean, I've gone out every night since last Tuesday. This can't be good news. Plus there is stuff I would like to buy (sweatpants, jeans, old man sweaters, etc)

Is it annoying how my blogs don't follow a common theme? I would probably get annoyed by it. Oh well.

PS the MLE is frightening, and what is probably more frightening is the fact that some of these people have groupies. I don't understand how someone can eat 45 slices of pizza in 10 minutes. Ugh. Puke.

And an Update on Those Cupcakes...

I think they were a big hit. I think the server really enjoyed them, as well as everyone else. Yay baking

Revelations #2

You know shit's a bad idea when Johnny is drunk enough to have sex with me but still wouldn't touch those girls. We're just trying to look out for you bro.
In other news, it's 2:36am and all I can think about right now is some d-bag who will be in Calgary within the next month and how he is amazing and doesn't love me. QQ. I will survive, and also most likely, if at all possible, get the job done when I make my return.

Calgary Girls, lock your boyfriends up, Jes is coming back to town.

Umm also, next time I go to Calgary, I'm going to try really hard to do a bunch of touristy things if I can afford it (hello Zoo and Calgary Tower, and Calgary Science world and FUCK YA DRUMHELLER). Also, I want to hit up Red Deer for a day or something, idk.


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I Made BEER CUPCAKES!!

Yay for shitty newspapers giving me awesome recipes! These brownies I made from scratch using Guinness (a meal within a dessert!) I think they're pretty darn good.


Here's a picture pre-icing (which I can't say I'm too much of a fan of. Cream cheese icing should be reserved for carrot cake).





Umm, what else is new...
I'm going to go see Vagrants on Parade play tonight at the Bourbon, that should be good. I'm bringing my cupcakes there so they can eat them and make fun of me and tell me how shitty they are. Love you boys. I'm excited to see how the band sounds with Graham playing his little drum deeler.

Confession #2

Sometimes I want to write really personal stuff in this blog, but then I remember that there are some weird creepy people (I'm pointing my finger at you, Stu) who read it and thus I have to keep it all shut up inside. Maybe I will go back to writing in my old blog for all my ~*serious*~ posts because no one knows about it/remembers it, hell I can't even remember the password half the time. Oh well, it's always better to keep feelings/thoughts pent up inside anyways. AMIRITE?

In other news, I saw HM tonight and I cried a little. It was touching disney as always and I am liking her voice more and more. I don't know what else to say, so good night, and have some jesorilla!

I hate my teeth and the hollows under my eyes. Good night internets!

Well This is Interesting...

Today was the only day I work this week. This means I don't work til at least Sunday, and though it sucks for the money side, I'm really tempted to just pack up and go somewhere for a few days. However, there's a bunch of stuff happening this week that I'd really like to attend so I guess my dreams will have to wait for another weird work week.

Things I'm looking forward to this week:

• Glass Candy on Wednesday (major drink drank drunk times)


• VOP show @ the Bourbon on Friday, I think I'm more stoked about this because I was promised a ride


• This gorgeous weather is supposed to prevail for a few days so maybe I'll end up downtown walking the Seawall (wouldn't that be nice)


• Gym every day! My excuse normally is that I'm too tired after work (which is pretty fair considering the stuff I do there), so this week, NO EXCUSES!

I want to have sex with Natalie Dee

Her comics are the stories of my life.

PS UGHKFGJLKFjsdlfkjflkjdslfjdlfjdslfjslkfsdlfjlkjflsdkjflksdjlkjfslkdjfsd back pain.

Hmm...

These are things I find quite attractive about the other sex

• glasses
• dark hair
• dark eyes
• tallness
• EYEBROWS!!
• shoes
• sense of humour
• music taste
• musical ability

Boys, take note: Glasses increase your attractiveness ten-fold.

24 was intense tonight, House is going crazy, I like Stu, he brings the lawlzies. I have nothing good to blog about ever. Oh well, it's better than studying.

Drink Drank Drunk

Hehehehehe.
I was up at 4am for work this morning. I made donuts, it was disgusting. Lard is one of the sickest things ever. LOVE INJECTING THEM THOUGH!! Now I'm all "but I am le tired" (Fire ze missiles!)
/watched the end of the world.

Open Letter

I think I just caught a second wind of drunkenness. Yep, worst blog entry ever, so here's a picture of a cat in a wig to make up for it.


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Quick Entry

I drank white wine last night, it was the first time in a very long time. I plan on drinking my growers tonight. I want to watch the boys play Resident Evil 5. Yes, this is what I dream of doing when I could be out drinking anywhere tonight. I'm lazy and don't want to hit up downtown. Just give me a house and a comfortable place to sit and drank.


PS, Sloan is awesome and when I was younger I always got them confused with The Strokes. I know... I know.

Hehehehehehe.

I love corny things like this.

Hi!

It actually feels like spring. I did my psych homework and actually understood it without doing any reading into the chapter on how to do the math or anything (woo!). I was originally scheduled to work 14 hours this week, but I took up two extra shifts. Holla @ time and a half on friday. Holla @ last day of classes on Thursday. Also, why does it seems that everyone is already out of classes/will be by tuesday? This is unfair. At least my finals are in the first week of finals so I am free after the 17th!!!

I just cleaned my kitchen. I'm such a good daughter (ha. ha. ha.). I still want to try and save up for my roady trip in the summer with the units, but I also really would like to hit up Calgary in May (awwhh yaaa. So glad no one knows what that awwhh yaaa is in regards to), but I guess if Jill does make it home this week, it'll suffice, though I know it won't. I want my self esteem to rise three-fold.

I'm so boring, my blog entries always suck. Need more drama in my life.
Also readers (if there are any of you...), how do you feel about the Dig Magritte deeler I have on the side? I'm totally feeling it. I loves me some Magritte.

One last thing, I can drink next weekend. HELL YA!!! It's been a long hard road and all I want is some red wine.

Confession #1

Sometimes when I'm work doing a repetative task I put myself in scenerios where I meet a famous star, or singer, or what have you, that I'm not really huge into, but I know one of my friends is and in this scenerio, I'll talk to them like they're just a normal person, or give them an honest truth about their capabilities and they'll love me for it and I'll go home feeling awesome. Then I go to whoever is in love with that person and tell them of the day I had and they'll be so jealous, and even worse, be mad because I didn't get an autograph or picture.


Describing what happens is so much more lame than making up a scenerio in my head which are always cool and always go really well.