The Lonely Island boys. Please look at Jorma's face. It's just priceless.
Tyson Ritter before the cocaine look. Maybe back when The Last Song or Swing Swing first came out. Also apparently he's a model now? Weird.
Tim Armstrong. No amount of heroin could make this man unnatractive to me.
Jay Malinowski from Bedouin Soundclash. His voice is kind of annoying, but just look at that mug.
And this is all I can think of right now. Time to clean the drool off of my keyboard.